Honey Badger Don't Care
It's Pee Wee, Andy Samberg, AND Anderson Cooper
TONS OF FUCKING SEQUINS
The Client/Agent Relationship
Surprised Kitty redux
Sommore
Ricky Gervais + Elmo = Hilarity
What the fuck is your problem...
Wendy Ho "I Stole Yo Purse, Bitch"
Fuck The Pain Away - Miss Piggy (has to be seen to be believed)
Kathy Griffin on Catholics (From "Everybody Can Suck It"):
Pam Ann
Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill:
FedEx Ad
I Knew I Had To Do Something:
It's The Ooozeinator:
Ab Fab, "Is It a Bee?"
- My FAST likes the windows, DOWN
- You can make the Enterprise out of an old floppy disk? Embrace your inner geek
- Local news reporter stomps on some grapes.....the grapes stomp back
- Who knew this Sex and the City site existed? Let the quoting begin
- Demetri Martin is hysterical! More info and Listen to him here
- The movie "The Aristocrats" and the blog The Aristocrats
- Margaret Cho (Notorious C.H.O.) "You got BEAVER FEVER!"
Friends Outtake (0:12)
- Blind Date with a crack whore
- Ethel Merman and disco, you think no, I say yes
- The Asian Prince
- The GAY AGENDA revealed!
- Am I the only person who did not know Louis Armstrong sang this first?
- It's Yiddish with Dick and Jane (Flash Player required)
- All these ads for the British Columbia SPCA are great, but the "roommates" one is the best. (Scroll down, QuickTime needed to view)
- SHUT yer pie hole
- "Tear down that bitch of a bearing wall and put a window where it ought to be"
- "Edina, darling, gorgeous new store on Sloan Street, gorgeous windows with great swathes of white chiffon and terra cotta pots" What do they sell Patsy? "Umm, white chiffon and terra cotta pots?"
- That guy on the back of the cd "Dookie" by Green Day
- "It shrinks? YES! Like a frightened turtle"
- Shirley Q Liquor
- USC football
- Sammor's "Hula Hoop" metaphor
- Della Reese (just because)
- "...as of Tucson we are finished! Well drive faster!"
- David Sedaris
- Laughing in bed
- Laughing in bed while talking about "Young Frankenstein"
- "What struck me the most about Jane Eyre was how ahead of its time it was" You mean the feminism? "Well yes, that and the robots"
- "The question is, are you still master of your domain?"
- Can you ever have enough Morrissey?
- "I've created Lutherans!"
- WING my tempting New Zealand song bird
- a good pen
- a sharp pencil
- Betty Wright singing "You're a ho and you don't know"
- guys with great legs and ankles
- "What's that? Well, it's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards the she-Jerry."
- "My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt"
- "The pain, like the shame, you only feel once"
-"I've conquered my past, The future is here at last, I stand at the entrance, To a new world I can see, The ruins to the right of me, Will soon have lost sight of me, Love rescue me"
- "Sexual, athletic, without a trace of self consciousness, and his buttocks are sublime"
The Nip, Seinfeld:
- "For I have seen the nipple on your soul"
- "The pig says: My wife is a slut"
